perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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The internet has gone wild for Corgis!

theblogforadog:

so here’s some weird Corgi mixes

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Corgi/Chihuahua

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Corgi/Chow

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Corgi/Dachshund

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Corgi/Dalmatian

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Corgi/English Bulldog 

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Corgi/German Shepherd

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Corgi/Golden Retriever 

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Corgi/Husky

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Corgi/Jack Russell 

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Corgi/Papillon 

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Corgi/Toy Poodle

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Corgi/Sheltie

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Corgi/Shiba Inu

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leslienguyen:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

britt1125

😂😂😂😂

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miusmius:

"DUDE I SWEAR I HAVE LIKE, 20 GOATS ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS."
"NO I AM NOT DRUNK YOU FUCKING IDIOT."
"BUT WHAT DO I DO?!"
"…It’s too early for this shit."
Let’s say that this is not a normal thing to happen in our train stations. At all. 
(The photo is not mine, my brother sent it to me through whatsapp and I can confirm that this is real because of a friend that’s there at the moment.)

miusmius:

"DUDE I SWEAR I HAVE LIKE, 20 GOATS ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS."

"NO I AM NOT DRUNK YOU FUCKING IDIOT."

"BUT WHAT DO I DO?!"

"…It’s too early for this shit."

Let’s say that this is not a normal thing to happen in our train stations. At all. 

(The photo is not mine, my brother sent it to me through whatsapp and I can confirm that this is real because of a friend that’s there at the moment.)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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